Would you like to hug a cactus?
Not without a lot of practice!
All those sharp and pointed pricklies,
Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me!
How I'd love a Cactus gentle,
Cuddly, soft, and sentimental,
Ready for some friendly squeezing,
Using spines that felt more pleasing!
7 squishy inches of soft spikes! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!